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Finding Jesus
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Billy waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Billy how he knows this. "Well," Little Billy says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'
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Re: Finding Jesus
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In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
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Re: Finding Jesus
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Re: Finding Jesus
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