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Ford test drive #7230803 07/20/18 06:09 PM
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I stopped by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck. I saw a nice F-350 crew cab loaded with all the options that I liked and asked to take it for a test drive. The salesperson (a lady wearing a Hillary for President lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its options. She explained that the Electric Seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer & warm air to your butt in the winter. So I mentioned that this must be a "Trump truck". She looked at me a bit angry, and asked why I thought it was a Trump truck. I told her that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up my butt year round. The two mile walk back to the dealership to pick up my truck was worth it.


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Re: Ford test drive [Re: stxranchman] #7230835 07/20/18 06:40 PM
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Old but still good. Shoulda asked about the heated tailgate option.


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Re: Ford test drive [Re: Cast] #7231903 07/21/18 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Old but still good. Shoulda asked about the heated tailgate option.

That one is older than the one I posted.


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