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Taking the Bait
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07/09/18 09:31 AM
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TexFlip
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An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch some chickens."
"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"Duct tape."
"What you gonna do with that?"
"Gonna catch me some ducks."
"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
"It's a pu$$y willow."
"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"
Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/09/18 10:01 AM
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/09/18 11:14 AM
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Last edited by pigplinker; 07/09/18 11:14 AM.
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/09/18 01:45 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 04:05 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 06:02 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 12:12 PM
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Age N Score ?
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 01:24 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 03:57 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/10/18 07:05 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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One of my favorites to tell.
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/11/18 12:57 AM
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/12/18 01:46 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Taking the Bait
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07/14/18 01:13 PM
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tex70
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