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Taking the Bait #7219244 07/09/18 09:31 AM
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An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pu$$y willow."

"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"

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Re: Taking the Bait [Re: TexFlip] #7219267 07/09/18 11:14 AM
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Re: Taking the Bait [Re: TexFlip] #7219358 07/09/18 01:45 PM
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Re: Taking the Bait [Re: TexFlip] #7220246 07/10/18 04:05 AM
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Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Taking the Bait [Re: TEXASLEFTY] #7220274 07/10/18 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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I Feed Indian Corn. The deer love it and all the colors make them stay at the feeder longer.
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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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