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Alabama Divorce Court #7205543 06/23/18 12:54 AM
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A judge was interviewing an Alabama woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

"About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband's parents."

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No, we have a two car carport and have never really needed one because we don't have a car"

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap trap --- but we can't seem to do anything about it."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee."


Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?”

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can't communicate with me."

Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei] #7205570 06/23/18 01:20 AM
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Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei] #7205779 06/23/18 03:35 AM
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Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: redhaze] #7206021 06/23/18 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By: fray
Excellent

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Judge: Divorce granted!


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Re: Alabama Divorce Court [Re: mikei] #7206043 06/23/18 01:22 PM
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