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The price of gas in Paris #7194997 06/11/18 06:36 PM
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A thief in Paris jplanned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre




After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else....


I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse














Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner] #7195005 06/11/18 06:43 PM
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Hey Ox, that's pretty good. Did you come up with it or 'borrow it' from somewhere?

Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner] #7195074 06/11/18 08:33 PM
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Got it from a friend.


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Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner] #7195154 06/11/18 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner] #7195257 06/11/18 11:47 PM
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Good try


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: bill oxner] #7195412 06/12/18 02:43 AM
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I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt


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Re: The price of gas in Paris [Re: HuntingTexas] #7195492 06/12/18 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt


X 2 up

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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
I liked it. Thanks for posting it. Good way to class up this joint bolt


X 2 up whoops double clutched.

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