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Grade this please. Working on my material #7192469
06/08/18 08:37 PM
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An engineer dies and is sent to hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what’s up? The Devil says, “Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer.” “What?” says God. “An engineer? I didn’t send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately.” The Devil responds, “No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him.” God demands, “If you don’t send him to me immediately, I’ll sue!” The Devil laughs. “Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”


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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192487
06/08/18 08:53 PM
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192491
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Bs. Engineers can't fix anything.

Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192494
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192495
06/08/18 08:57 PM
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“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192497
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192503
06/08/18 09:04 PM
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Not bad but I didn't exactly laugh out loud. I give it a solid C.

Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192623
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Meh, an oldie.


Originally Posted by KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

Originally Posted by TexFlip
I don't want someone I see socially to have their hand inside of me.


Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192812
06/09/18 02:03 AM
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That’s funny


Originally Posted By: Chunky Monkey
Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192953
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7192987
06/09/18 11:26 AM
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C for content, but I need to take away grade levels because the content is so old. D- overall.

Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #7193003
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Meh, an oldie.


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Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7193808
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7193810
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7193929
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I had a boss who said that 95% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7194506
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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7197789
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Meh, an oldie.


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

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Re: Grade this please. Working on my material [Re: Cast] #7197980
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