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WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... #7190406
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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man
fixing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, " My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said. "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."

He replied, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied. "Well bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Obama loving liberal left wing Democrat Bastard; you're holding up traffic."



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Originally Posted by KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

Originally Posted by TexFlip
I don't want someone I see socially to have their hand inside of me.


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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman] #7190497
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman] #7190914
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman] #7190941
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: Tritonman] #7190947
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Re: WHY I LOVE TEXAS....... [Re: pigplinker] #7191187
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Originally Posted by KRoyal
Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??

Originally Posted by TexFlip
I don't want someone I see socially to have their hand inside of me.


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