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So a guy walks in to a bar #7186356
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

The bartender says, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line.”

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line.


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Cast I get it but really? Speaking of bars have you already started drink7 laugh bolt


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Check out this series for some funny stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/user/GuyWalksIntoBar


And this redhead is nice looking:



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Check out this series for some funny stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/user/GuyWalksIntoBar


And this redhead is nice looking:



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Originally Posted By: Cast
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

The bartender says, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line.”

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line.


D-, at best.

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Originally Posted By: mikei
Originally Posted By: Cast
A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

The bartender says, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line.”

The guy looks around, but there is no punch line.


D-, at best.
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Because I'm an idiot and don't know wtf I'm doing LOL. There you happy??


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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.
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