texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
bpatterson84, Rbdeputy, JRTexas, LionSkin, HuntWheelerRanch
64360 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 90,166
stxranchman 53,745
bill oxner 49,796
RKHarm24 44,577
rifleman 44,414
BMD 41,009
SnakeWrangler 39,564
Big Orn 37,484
txshntr 35,378
Facebook
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics417,929
Posts6,075,853
Members64,360
Most Online16,728
Mar 25th, 2012
Print Thread
Hypnosis #7165592
05/10/18 12:24 PM
05/10/18 12:24 PM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,433
Jack County
B
Bass&More Offline OP
Pro Tracker
Bass&More  Offline OP
Pro Tracker
B

Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,433
Jack County
A woman came home and told her husband, “Honey, you know that headache that’s been bothering me all these years? I’m finally cured!”

“Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?”

“My friend Johanna recommended that I go see a hypnotist. The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat ‘I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache.’”

The woman continued with a broad smile, “I was skeptical at first, but I tried it out, and it worked! No more headache!”

“That’s amazing!” the man replied.

The woman squirmed a bit, and then hesitantly said, “Honey, for the last few years, you haven’t exactly been a Tarzan in bed. How about you go to the hypnotist too, maybe he can help you out?”

The man thought about it for a while, and then decided that it couldn’t hurt to try.

After his visit to the hypnotist, the man returned home with new confidence. He lifted his wife up, carried her to the bedroom, undressed her and said:
“Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

The man walked briskly to the bathroom. After a short while, he came back to bed and made passionate love to her like never before.

The wife said breathlessly, “Oh my, now that’s what I’m talking about.”

After they were done, the man once again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He went to the bathroom, and after a short while he came back and they made love even more passionately than before.

“Oh my, that was wonderful” the woman said.

The secret is revealed

The man got up again, and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” And for a third time, he went to the bathroom.

This time, the woman couldn’t resist the temptation. She sneaked out of the bed and followed her husband. There she saw him standing in front of the mirror, repeating:

“She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife.”

wife peep

Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7165617
05/10/18 12:43 PM
05/10/18 12:43 PM
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 5,307
Argyle
T
texasag93 Online content
THF Trophy Hunter
texasag93  Online Content
THF Trophy Hunter
T

Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 5,307
Argyle
nidea

Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7165731
05/10/18 02:13 PM
05/10/18 02:13 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 39,564
Over yonder.....
S
SnakeWrangler Online content
THF Celebrity
SnakeWrangler  Online Content
THF Celebrity
S

Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 39,564
Over yonder.....
wtf


Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7165882
05/10/18 04:31 PM
05/10/18 04:31 PM
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 7,777
Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
P
PMK Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
PMK  Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
P

Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 7,777
Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
loser8


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7165889
05/10/18 04:41 PM
05/10/18 04:41 PM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 2,054
S.E. Louisiana
B
BayouGuy Online content
Veteran Tracker
BayouGuy  Online Content
Veteran Tracker
B

Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 2,054
S.E. Louisiana
clap


If you can't laugh at yourself, give me a call. I'll gladly laugh at you.
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7166483
05/11/18 01:51 AM
05/11/18 01:51 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 436
Plano, TX
G
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog
Gary Olson  Offline
Bird Dog
G

Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 436
Plano, TX
juggle

Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7166657
05/11/18 04:56 AM
05/11/18 04:56 AM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,125
Ben Wheeler,Tx
P
pigplinker Offline
Veteran Tracker
pigplinker  Offline
Veteran Tracker
P

Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,125
Ben Wheeler,Tx
roflmao

Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7167102
05/11/18 06:14 PM
05/11/18 06:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,503
bastrop county
C
colt45 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
colt45  Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
C

Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,503
bastrop county
Originally Posted By: Bass&More
A woman came home and told her husband, “Honey, you know that headache that’s been bothering me all these years? I’m finally cured!”

“Cured?” the man asked, “How did that happen?”

“My friend Johanna recommended that I go see a hypnotist. The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat ‘I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache, I don’t have a headache.’”

The woman continued with a broad smile, “I was skeptical at first, but I tried it out, and it worked! No more headache!”

“That’s amazing!” the man replied.

The woman squirmed a bit, and then hesitantly said, “Honey, for the last few years, you haven’t exactly been a Tarzan in bed. How about you go to the hypnotist too, maybe he can help you out?”

The man thought about it for a while, and then decided that it couldn’t hurt to try.

After his visit to the hypnotist, the man returned home with new confidence. He lifted his wife up, carried her to the bedroom, undressed her and said:
“Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

The man walked briskly to the bathroom. After a short while, he came back to bed and made passionate love to her like never before.

The wife said breathlessly, “Oh my, now that’s what I’m talking about.”

After they were done, the man once again said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He went to the bathroom, and after a short while he came back and they made love even more passionately than before.

“Oh my, that was wonderful” the woman said.

The secret is revealed

The man got up again, and said, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” And for a third time, he went to the bathroom.

This time, the woman couldn’t resist the temptation. She sneaked out of the bed and followed her husband. There she saw him standing in front of the mirror, repeating:

“She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife.”

wife peep
lol35 lol35


hold on Newt, we got a runaway
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7167660
05/12/18 04:37 AM
05/12/18 04:37 AM
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 810
Texas
C
Cajun Raider Offline
Tracker
Cajun Raider  Offline
Tracker
C

Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 810
Texas
up


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7169251
05/14/18 01:33 PM
05/14/18 01:33 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 439
Burleson TX
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog
sleepyhunter  Offline
Bird Dog

Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 439
Burleson TX
wife flame scared






Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.
Re: Hypnosis [Re: Bass&More] #7171764
05/17/18 12:21 AM
05/17/18 12:21 AM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 22,001
The Outer Limits
S
Stub Offline
THF Celebrity
Stub  Offline
THF Celebrity
S

Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 22,001
The Outer Limits
roflmao


texas flag




davidl@pmstandleymotorcars.com
http://www.pmstandley.com/
972- 845-4073







Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread


© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
UBB.threads™ 7.6.2