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04/18/18 01:28 AM
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hetman
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
![[Linked Image]](http://dc395.4shared.com/img/x5jBfS3Wce/14bb205e9f8/hetsig.gif) "Lesser mortals are pitied for the misfortune in not being born Texan."
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Re: mama
[Re: hetman]
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04/25/18 05:48 PM
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Posts: 226
oldstyle244
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Woodsman
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Yo mama is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!
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Re: mama
[Re: hetman]
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04/27/18 02:24 PM
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Kobeer
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you mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.
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Re: mama
[Re: hetman]
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04/27/18 03:40 PM
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Posts: 22,630
Cast
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so fat she has her own zip code...
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: mama
[Re: hetman]
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04/27/18 04:03 PM
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Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 2,407
Bass&More
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she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out 
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Re: mama
[Re: hetman]
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04/27/18 04:06 PM
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Posts: 915
rdhibbs
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Your Mom is like a Door Knob, Everybody takes a turn
Thank You
Robert
To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, right or wrong - is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
Theodore Roosevelt
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