The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.
Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. 'Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin', he began.
'Good work. Who are they?' the sergeant asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, 'de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia.'
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, 'How did you find that out in one night?'
'Well,' he replied, 'I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight.'
The sergeant nodded, 'I'll buy that. But what about the others?'
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, 'Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck.'
'Ah,' sighed the sergeant, 'And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?'
'De duck won'.

that one quacks me up
Said, the yankee

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well done mikei, well done.

Who did the mafia send the bill to?

The Klintonistas were billed for that action, but they're going to contest the invoice until either BillyBoy or Hildebeast gets a 1/2 million dollar speaking engagement at the Louisiana Democratic Caucus.