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mama #7143823
04/18/18 01:28 AM
04/18/18 01:28 AM
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Addison Tx or Cisco Tx
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family."

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.


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You made a mistake
You got the wrong guy
Iím only guilty of a damn good time

Re: mama [Re: hetman] #7151631
04/25/18 05:48 PM
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Yo mama is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job!

Re: mama [Re: hetman] #7153403
04/27/18 02:24 PM
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you mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi pad.

Re: mama [Re: hetman] #7153473
04/27/18 03:40 PM
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North Texas - God's Country
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North Texas - God's Country
so fat she has her own zip code...


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Re: mama [Re: hetman] #7153484
04/27/18 04:03 PM
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Jack County
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she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out peep

Re: mama [Re: hetman] #7153486
04/27/18 04:06 PM
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Dumas TX
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Your Mom is like a Door Knob, Everybody takes a turn


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