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 Going to church in Chicago
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03/15/18 11:21 AM
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person. As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church? He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed. Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today." Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right --- My car was gone ! Amen 
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/15/18 12:03 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/15/18 05:08 PM
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/15/18 06:42 PM
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/15/18 08:39 PM
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decook
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Press ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/01/full-15091-89291-full_15091_35556_phone1a.png) for an AMERICAN.
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/16/18 01:49 AM
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/16/18 04:57 AM
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/17/18 12:53 PM
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/19/18 02:19 AM
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/19/18 02:58 AM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Going to church in Chicago
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03/20/18 06:43 AM
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Been there and it wasn't funny. This is because I'm not walking. 
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