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Going to church in Chicago #7111747
03/15/18 11:21 AM
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.

As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?

He laid his hands on my shoulder and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."

Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me. After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right ---

My car was gone !







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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7111782
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Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7112124
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7112247
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7112390
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7113372
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7115703
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7115738
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Re: Going to church in Chicago [Re: Bass&More] #7117021
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