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Lost in transalation #7102280
03/06/18 02:20 AM
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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said :

"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight."

I replied, " Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable! "

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said :

What she really said was : 666136429 "


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Re: Lost in transalation [Re: bill oxner] #7103489
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Re: Lost in transalation [Re: 2Beez] #7103845
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Over yonder.....
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