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Pondering #7097896
03/01/18 10:06 PM
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Katy-Fulshear
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Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age, I don't really give a rat's [censored] anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops, and only lives 10 years, while a tortoise doesn't run, does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.

Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
6. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.
7. Some days you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
8. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
11. It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
12. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
14. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
15. It is not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after”.
18. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
19. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill







Re: Pondering [Re: bill oxner] #7097900
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Yes sir,

I keep saying that you have had to many birthdays when the question "Why am I here" is no longer philosophical. confused2


Thank You
Robert

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I resemble some of those remarks!

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Kinda says it all!


Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Pondering [Re: mikei] #7098395
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Originally Posted By: mikei
I resemble some of those remarks!


MOST!!!


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Originally Posted By: mikei
I resemble some of those remarks!


YUP. up

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Originally Posted By: mikei
I resemble some of those remarks!


YUP. up Me too.

Re: Pondering [Re: bill oxner] #7098848
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I sent that on to a coupe dozen people. One replied that he didn't understand number 19.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill







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