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Angels by children #7065311
02/04/18 04:37 PM
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Subject: Angels Explained by Kids


I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
~ Gregory, age 5



Everybody's got it all wrong.
Angels don't wear halos anymore.
I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
- Olive, age 9


It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through.
And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
- Matthew, age 9


Angels work for God and watch over kids when God
has to go do something else.
- Mitchell, age 7


My guardian angel helps me with math,
but he's not much good for science.

- Henry, age 8


Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy
Cows!!!
- Jack, age 6




Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to Heaven.
The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
- Daniel, age 9



When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten.
And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.

- Reagan, age 10



Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window
and leaves money under your pillow.
Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.

- Sara, age 6


Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
Son, who's a very good carpenter.

- Jared, age 8



All angels are girls because they gotta wear
dresses and boys didn't go for it.

- Antonio, age 9


My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

- Ashley, age 9



Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
sick animals and pets. And if
they don't make the animals get better,
they help the child get over it.

- Vicki, age 8


What I don't get about angels is why, when someone
Is in love, they shoot arrows at them.

- Sarah, age 7

And As they Say ..........
No One Says it Better Than children





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Re: Angels by children [Re: bill oxner] #7069080
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My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

- Ashley, age 9

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Re: Angels by children [Re: bill oxner] #7069945
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Great post Bill

Re: Angels by children [Re: 2Beez] #7070715
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Great post Bill


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