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Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/24/18 11:29 PM
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says. Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” says the blonde. “Good!” the officer says, deciding to switch from math to history. “OK, who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “Ummm… I don’t know,” the blonde admits. “Well, you can go home and think about it,” he says, “and come back later and tell me what you’ve figured out.” He figures that’s the last he’ll see of her. So the blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. “Not only did I get the job,” she says, “but I’ve already been assigned to a murder case!”
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/24/18 11:41 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/24/18 11:48 PM
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/24/18 11:55 PM
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Dalee7892
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Duh, dumb. Wife laughed though.
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/25/18 12:13 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/25/18 10:19 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/25/18 11:19 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/26/18 11:26 AM
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/26/18 01:17 PM
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colt45-90
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/26/18 05:56 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/27/18 05:26 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Blonde Crime Fighter
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01/31/18 08:19 PM
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