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Marriage in Heaven #7039558
01/16/18 01:32 AM
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could they get a divorce in heaven?

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here!
Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"

Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7039572
01/16/18 01:44 AM
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7039612
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7040894
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7041094
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Another good one!!


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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7041144
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Out of Dallas Co. SOON !!
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Sent it to our assistant pastor, he was like rofl


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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7041314
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7074829
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: SnakeWrangler] #7074831
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Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7075725
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Thatís a good one




Re: Marriage in Heaven [Re: mikei] #7077058
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St. Peter was a priest.

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