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Mean woman!
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12/23/17 12:27 AM
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mikei
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WRITTEN BY A MEAN (but observant) WOMAN One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Texas !' And they say blondes are dumb.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- ----- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '. ------------ --------- ------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.... 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. ------------ --------- --------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor --------- --------- --------- ---- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN ----- --------- --------- --------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. . ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------- While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world . . . then He made the earth round.
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Re: Mean woman!
[Re: mikei]
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12/23/17 02:50 PM
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Thanks Mikei.
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Re: Mean woman!
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12/23/17 02:57 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Mean woman!
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12/23/17 04:22 PM
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Re: Mean woman!
[Re: mikei]
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12/23/17 06:01 PM
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Sounds kinda sexist to me.....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Mean woman!
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12/24/17 12:38 PM
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Re: Mean woman!
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12/25/17 10:43 AM
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Sounds kinda sexist to me..... Yes some of that hits real close to home.
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