Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Jetjetjet1, CM Ranch, Steve5288, Tigers5285, KAMHUNT
64348 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 90,118
stxranchman 53,720
bill oxner 49,722
RKHarm24 44,577
rifleman 44,411
BMD 41,009
SnakeWrangler 39,488
Big Orn 37,484
txshntr 35,376
Facebook
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics417,754
Posts6,073,677
Members64,348
Most Online16,728
Mar 25th, 2012
Print Thread
Leroy #6980073
12/02/17 08:34 PM
12/02/17 08:34 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 49,722
Katy-Fulshear
bill oxner Online content OP
High Roller
bill oxner  Online Content OP
High Roller

Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 49,722
Katy-Fulshear


A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.'

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier.

When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin.

An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop.

It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Then I call them by their last names.'


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill







Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #6980081
12/02/17 08:41 PM
12/02/17 08:41 PM
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 39,489
Over yonder.....
S
SnakeWrangler Online content
THF Celebrity
SnakeWrangler  Online Content
THF Celebrity
S

Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 39,489
Over yonder.....
Originally Posted By: bill oxner

'Then I call them by their last names.'

....and there is the problem......pathetically not funny because of how true it is....... disgusting.... 2cents


Originally Posted By: skinnerback
Milf does the trick.

"You're statistically more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than an NRA member. - PolitiDiva

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #6980239
12/02/17 11:35 PM
12/02/17 11:35 PM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 732
Commerce, TX
F
fray Online content
Tracker
fray  Online Content
Tracker
F

Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 732
Commerce, TX
clap

Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #6980698
12/03/17 01:19 PM
12/03/17 01:19 PM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 1,328
Ray Roberts
Stray Cat Offline
Pro Tracker
Stray Cat  Offline
Pro Tracker

Joined: May 2010
Posts: 1,328
Ray Roberts
clap

Re: Leroy [Re: Stray Cat] #6981073
12/03/17 07:51 PM
12/03/17 07:51 PM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,783
DFW
D
Deerhunter61 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Deerhunter61  Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
D

Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,783
DFW
Originally Posted By: Stray Cat
clap


It's funny...but the fact that it's funny is because how true it could be...and that truth is pathetic!

Re: Leroy [Re: Deerhunter61] #6983369
12/05/17 10:03 AM
12/05/17 10:03 AM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,125
Ben Wheeler,Tx
P
pigplinker Offline
Veteran Tracker
pigplinker  Offline
Veteran Tracker
P

Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,125
Ben Wheeler,Tx
Originally Posted By: Deerhunter61
Originally Posted By: Stray Cat
clap


It's funny...but the fact that it's funny is because how true it could be...and that truth is pathetic!


Yes it is.

Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #6983523
12/05/17 02:06 PM
12/05/17 02:06 PM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,842
North Texas - God's Country
Cast Online happy
THF Celebrity
Cast  Online Happy
THF Celebrity

Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,842
North Texas - God's Country
Tip toed right up to the line. Good job Bill.


Cast



I have a short attention spa
Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #7002927
12/19/17 08:29 PM
12/19/17 08:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 100
East Texas
E
Echo 80 Offline
Woodsman
Echo 80  Offline
Woodsman
E

Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 100
East Texas
eek2

Re: Leroy [Re: bill oxner] #7016711
12/30/17 07:33 AM
12/30/17 07:33 AM
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 110
G
GrandmasterB Offline
Woodsman
GrandmasterB  Offline
Woodsman
G

Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 110
Seems I know someone who resembles this....

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread


© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
UBB.threads™ 7.6.2