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The wedding #6974978
11/28/17 04:03 PM
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THE WEDDING
At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked 'if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom it is their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace'.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted. The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."


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Re: The wedding [Re: bill oxner] #6975102
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lol... anyone been to a wedding when someone said something?


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Originally Posted By: redchevy
lol... anyone been to a wedding when someone said something?


Nope, but that's a funny joke right there!!


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Originally Posted By: TEXASLEFTY
Originally Posted By: redchevy
lol... anyone been to a wedding when someone said something?


Nope, but that's a funny joke right there!!


roflmao

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Originally Posted By: redchevy
lol... anyone been to a wedding when someone said something?


not out loud


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