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Reaching an understanding early in a marriage is important #6964361
11/18/17 02:00 AM
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Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
 
 He said, ' Mike , let me tell you something.
 On my wedding night in our honeymoon
 suite,  I took off my pants, handed them to your
 Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
 
 She did and said, 'These are too big.
 I can't wear them.'
 
 I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
 this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we
 have  never had any problems.
 
 'Hmmm,' said Mike . He thought that
 might be a good thing to try.
 
 On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants
 and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on.'
 
 She tried them on and said, 'These
 are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear
 the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever
 forget that.'
 
 Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on
 mine.'
 
 Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
 
 Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-[censored] attitude, you never
 will.'

Re: Reaching an understanding early in a marriage is important [Re: mikei] #6964446
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Re: Reaching an understanding early in a marriage is important [Re: mikei] #6971304
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