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Art collector #6963766
11/17/17 04:35 PM
11/17/17 04:35 PM
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Katy-Fulshear
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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

"Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."


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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6964034
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6965882
11/19/17 10:20 PM
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6965950
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6971306
11/24/17 06:01 PM
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Ben Wheeler,Tx
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6974003
11/27/17 07:07 PM
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Burleson TX
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6978936
12/01/17 06:26 PM
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #6980732
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Re: Art collector [Re: bill oxner] #7021112
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