A man suspected that his wife was cheating on him. One night, he decided to find out the truth. He waits for her to leave and then jumps in a taxi to follow her. To his horror, he finds out that she is working in a brothel.

The says to the cabby, "Wanna make a $100?" The cabby says, "Sure, what do I have to do?"

The guy replies that all the cabby has to do is go inside the brothel and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. The cabby agrees and goes into the brothel.

A couple of minutes later the brothel door gets kicked open, and the cabby is dragging this woman who is kicking, biting, punching and fighting all the way to the cab.

The cabby opens the door to the cab and throws the girl inside and tells the man "Here, hold her!"

The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabby, "Wait a minute, this ain't my wife!"

The cabby replies, "I know it's mine. I'm going back in for yours!!"

Dangit, I hate it when that happens

Now, he has a problem, How much does he tip the cabbie?

Hard times

Now that's funny there .