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It never pays to blow your cool. #5983612 10/19/15 01:14 PM
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

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She must be one of those mouthy "Bible Beaters" that I have known. I have nothing at all against religion, I am a Christian, but I hate the hypocrites that twist and distort religion to fit their personal agenda.

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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
She must be one of those mouthy "Bible Beaters" that I have known. I have nothing at all against religion, I am a Christian, but I hate the hypocrites that twist and distort religion to fit their personal agenda.


Agreed, RedHoss! How some folks can claim to be Christians and behave the way they do is beyond me. My old dad used to say: "You're no more a Christian because you spend a lot of time in church any more than you're a car because you spend a lot of time in the garage."

Some of these folks sitting in judgement need to learn to walk the walk instead of just talking the talk!

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