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09/14/15 09:05 PM
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macec3(TX)
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a "Post Turtle".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a "post turtle" was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumba$$ put him up there to begin with."
Last edited by macec3(TX); 09/14/15 09:08 PM.
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Re: post turtle
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09/14/15 10:39 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: post turtle
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09/15/15 12:19 AM
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Simple Searcher
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: post turtle
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09/21/15 04:28 AM
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Mike Honcho
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Re: post turtle
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09/21/15 08:41 PM
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I was thinking something else... in my circles a turtle peeking is having to chuck a deuce... so post turtle would be 
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: post turtle
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09/23/15 12:47 AM
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swmays
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That old rancher has a way with words. 
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