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Confession #5922608 09/10/15 10:10 PM
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".


Not all those that wander are lost..




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There are a couple of housewives near me who mow their yards. They look determined and beautiful on their zero turn mowers.

Re: Confession [Re: John2] #5922708 09/10/15 11:11 PM
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"OUCH"! Got to be careful with those texts! lol35

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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.


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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.

Dot or feather? confused2




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Not again. I got it three times this week. I emailed it to Cast. He replied that The Indians told him that one.


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I plowed mules.
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I did build a cabin. Aka the brokeback shack.

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