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Swishing
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09/02/15 03:31 AM
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A woman goes to the Doctor worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?" The Doctor says, "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping the mouth shut that does the trick.
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Swishing
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09/02/15 10:26 AM
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Swishing
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09/02/15 12:06 PM
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Works every time it tried....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Swishing
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09/02/15 12:07 PM
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Works every time it tried....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Swishing
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09/02/15 02:58 PM
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I married a Texas girl, don't think I should send this joke to her ... even though it would definitely work...
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: Swishing
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09/02/15 08:37 PM
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Re: Swishing
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09/03/15 01:24 AM
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Re: Swishing
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09/03/15 01:24 AM
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Re: Swishing
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09/03/15 04:26 PM
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I married a Texas girl, don't think I should send this joke to her ... even though it would definitely work... I didn't show my wife either.....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Swishing
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09/05/15 02:47 AM
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