texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Brownj571, HaynieCat, KBM, Marcuswellbee, Nmhuntr
67444 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 104,251
bill oxner 74,559
stxranchman 56,727
SnakeWrangler 53,977
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,451
BMD 41,091
Gravytrain 40,825
Facebook
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics588,460
Posts11,091,877
Members82,444
Most Online19,184
Feb 5th, 2020
Print Thread
Smoking in the Rain #5909156 09/02/15 03:20 PM
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 516
G
Gangly Offline OP
Tracker
OP Offline
Tracker
G
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 516
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.


Aaron

Do it right, do it once.
Re: Smoking in the Rain [Re: Gangly] #5909748 09/02/15 08:36 PM
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,830
R
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,830
That's funny right there! lol35

Re: Smoking in the Rain [Re: Gangly] #5910290 09/03/15 01:22 AM
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,256
3
300j Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
3
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 1,256
clap cheers


All ready
Re: Smoking in the Rain [Re: RedHoss] #5911803 09/03/15 08:34 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 22,104
T
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
T
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 22,104
Originally Posted By: RedHoss
That's funny right there! lol35


See y'all around the campfire.

Originally Posted by FiremanJG
I love a happy ending.

Originally Posted by MikeC
Never underestimate a meth head!


Re: Smoking in the Rain [Re: Gangly] #5913937 09/05/15 02:46 AM
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 16,314
A
aeb Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
A
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 16,314
eeks333


Re: Smoking in the Rain [Re: Gangly] #5949699 09/28/15 02:13 AM
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 292
C
coach20 Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
C
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 292
clap

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3