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The Farmer's daughters #5887682 08/20/15 06:38 PM
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There was a Farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on a date at the same time.
The Farmer, being protective of his three daughters, decides to meet the suitors at the front door with his shotgun.
The door bell rang and the Farmer opened the door. The young man said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?"
The Farmer looked him over and sent the kids on their way.
The door bell rang again and the Farmer opened the door and the young man said, Hi, my name us Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The Farmer decided this young man was OK too so he sent the kids on their way.
The door bell rang the third time and the Farmer opened the door. He said , "Hi my name is Chuck.............." The Farmer shot him.


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Chuck had bad luck

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So Chuck wanted to go duck hunting and the farmer shot him confused2


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I can't think of a girl's name that rhymes with Chuck.


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I can't think of a girl's name that rhymes with Chuck.


I am sure there is a reason for that.

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What female name rhymes with Chuck???
For girl with a name that would rhyme, that guy might have been her only opportunity. confused2


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There are a couple of housewives near me who mow their yards. They look determined and beautiful on their zero turn mowers.

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Hi,my name is Chuck.I'm here for Lady Luck clap


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I'm not sure you should write Chuck on this forum.


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..but he had a nice truck!

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Poor chuck.


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