Guy walks into the pharmacy and stepped up to the counter. The female pharmacist walked up and said "can I help you?"
Man says "do you have any male pharmacists?"
Pharmacist says "no I own this pharmacy with my sister"
Man says "alright, I've got this same problem every day. For four hours every day I get an erection and it won't go away. Is there anything you can give me for it?"
Pharmacist says "hold on a minute" and she walks to the back of the pharmacy. She returns in one minute and says
"Ok, I've talked it over with my sister, and we can give you a third ownership in the pharmacy, a company truck, and a thousand dollar weekly expense account, but that's the best we can do!"