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Advice for an old guy.... #5607728 02/19/15 07:24 AM
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a
sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."


When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot] #5607840 02/19/15 01:35 PM
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loved it

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Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot] #5608635 02/19/15 09:23 PM
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Sounds like a plan to me! juggle

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Would he impress her more if performed lots of small transactions quickly? Or just a few large transactions?

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I sent this joke to a friend.... the response I got was "It never worked for me." Which gave me a chuckle.

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