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A Bit of Wisdom #5569385 01/28/15 07:11 PM
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Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:


Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8- Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6- Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your *** tomorrow.

...and as someone recently said to me:

Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long!!

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Re: A Bit of Wisdom [Re: KG68] #5569652 01/28/15 09:45 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~
Re: A Bit of Wisdom [Re: KG68] #5569738 01/28/15 10:27 PM
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Words of wisdom right there!....LOL flehan

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Excellent words of wisdom!

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