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 How I lost my teeth!
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01/12/15 02:20 AM
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RKHarm24
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How I lost my teeth!
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.
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01/12/15 03:26 AM
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retfuz
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Booze will do that to ya!
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Re: How I lost my teeth!
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01/12/15 04:08 AM
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RKHarm24
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You never been to a bar after the fight and dude be missing a few teef...LOL
Was Irving WET?
Denison was drowning in hootch.
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Re: How I lost my teeth!
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01/12/15 07:06 AM
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That's greatness right there....LOL
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Re: How I lost my teeth!
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01/13/15 01:33 AM
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Gary Olson
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The least he could have done is ask her to come closer so he could clearly read the number and owner on her eartag earring.
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