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How I lost my teeth! #5536399 01/12/15 02:20 AM
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How I lost my teeth!

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.


She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”


I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”


She said, “I sure do."


I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”


My dental surgery is on Monday.



Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RKHarm24] #5536591 01/12/15 03:26 AM
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Booze will do that to ya!

Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RKHarm24] #5536717 01/12/15 04:08 AM
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You never been to a bar after the fight and dude be missing a few teef...LOL

Was Irving WET?

Denison was drowning in hootch.



Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RKHarm24] #5536934 01/12/15 07:06 AM
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That's greatness right there....LOL

Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RKHarm24] #5538671 01/13/15 01:33 AM
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The least he could have done is ask her to come closer so he could clearly read the number and owner on her eartag earring.

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