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AMMO #5501412 12/27/14 03:40 AM
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Subject: Tongue in cheek comment on AMMO

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”

In Michigan, he’d be called “the last white guy still living in Detroit.”

In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”

In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”

In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he’d be “a guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”

In Montana, he’d be called “the neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.”

In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”

In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”

In North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio, and South Carolina, he would be called “a deer hunting buddy.”

And in Texas, he’d just be “Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo.”

Re: AMMO [Re: jeepman3366] #5502848 12/27/14 10:27 PM
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There is nothing in California that I ever want to go to or see. There is plenty to go to or see elsewhere. I would not go there on a free all expenses paid trip.

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taz california politics make me feel like the world is going crazy. so much beautiful land squandered.



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aim Sounds like he may have had some short paychecks if that's all he could store.

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