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 Dinner Date
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12/05/14 12:37 AM
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DannyB
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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,
taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman
slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared
straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying
to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the
table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked
in the door."
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Re: Dinner Date
[Re: DannyB]
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12/05/14 12:53 AM
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dawaba
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Reminds me of the old Billy Joe Shaver line: "Don't mind me, ya'll keep on talkin'. I'm just lookin' for my hat."
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple.....and wrong." H. L. Mencken
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/05/14 01:44 AM
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RedHoss
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Re: Dinner Date
[Re: DannyB]
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12/08/14 03:59 PM
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PMK
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 that would definitely be an OH SH!!!!!!T moment!
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: Dinner Date
[Re: DannyB]
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12/08/14 04:28 PM
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jdk1985
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Instagram @justinkingwoodworking
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Re: Dinner Date
[Re: sleepyhunter]
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12/08/14 06:53 PM
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KG68
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Re: Dinner Date
[Re: DannyB]
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12/09/14 01:30 PM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/09/14 06:49 PM
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Simple Searcher
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A good old "slip-sliding away" 
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/10/14 08:02 PM
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TonyinVA
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/12/14 03:03 AM
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Gary Olson
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That girl must be from Australia; she knows how to go down under.
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/16/14 03:51 PM
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rowdydog1
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that's awesome, I may use that today
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Re: Dinner Date
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12/16/14 04:00 PM
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Lance Vick
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Lol
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