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Dinner Date #5458395 12/05/14 12:37 AM
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A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,
taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman
slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared
straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might
offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying
to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the
table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked
in the door."

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Reminds me of the old Billy Joe Shaver line: "Don't mind me, ya'll keep on talkin'. I'm just lookin' for my hat."


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rofl that would definitely be an OH SH!!!!!!T moment!


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uh oh

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scared wife boxing

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rofl

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Lol


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A good old "slip-sliding away"
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that was funny!

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That girl must be from Australia; she knows how to go down under.

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that's awesome, I may use that today

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