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How true! #5362001 10/15/14 07:27 PM
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President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn't have his ID.
And the teller said you've got to prove who you are.

He said, "How should I do that?" She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in,
he didn't have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball,
putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.

And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn't have his ID either.
He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time.
We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.

And she said to him, "Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?"
And [Obama] said, "I don't have a clue."




And she said, "Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills."

Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry] #5362053 10/15/14 07:57 PM
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Couldn't be further from the truth!

Re: How true! [Re: Opening Day] #5362062 10/15/14 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from closer to the truth!


Fixed it for ya

Re: How true! [Re: Opening Day] #5362980 10/16/14 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from the truth!

Your right, Agassi wasn't that good.


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Re: How true! [Re: DrPerry] #5364678 10/17/14 02:40 AM
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He should have just asked for hope and received some change.

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roflmao


Re: How true! [Re: Gary Olson] #5365321 10/17/14 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
He should have just asked for hope and received some change.


And now we all "hope" it "changes"


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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
He should have just asked for hope and received some change.


cheers

Walter

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cute

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Ain't that the truth!


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Re: How true! [Re: ColemanCty] #5395257 11/03/14 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By: ColemanCty
Originally Posted By: Opening Day
Couldn't be further from closer to the truth!


Fixed it for ya


Could be that Opening Day thinks that Obama is doing everything he has
done to the country, it's borders, it's economy and world standing on
purpose. There is a good argument to made in that respect.

Still a funny joke though.

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