texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Martinj, Pkmc03, bobby38, wingmaster23, 4x4erik
66656 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 101,034
bill oxner 67,649
stxranchman 55,617
SnakeWrangler 51,673
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,451
BMD 41,064
Big Orn 37,484
Facebook
Forum Statistics
Forums45
Topics453,364
Posts6,584,517
Members66,656
Most Online19,184
Feb 5th, 2020
Print Thread
Organs #5302488 09/12/14 01:45 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 18
P
paintcows Offline OP
Light Foot
OP Offline
Light Foot
P
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 18

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!" The pastor fainted.

Re: Organs [Re: paintcows] #5302656 09/12/14 02:57 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 17,608
HuntingTexas Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 17,608
rofl


" In God We Trust "



Re: Organs [Re: paintcows] #5315534 09/19/14 03:20 PM
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 620
sleepyhunter Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
Joined: Sep 2013
Posts: 620
roflmao banana happy3

Re: Organs [Re: paintcows] #5315706 09/19/14 04:53 PM
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 6,314
K
KG68 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
K
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 6,314
clap

Re: Organs [Re: paintcows] #5328535 09/27/14 02:11 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 596
G
Gary Olson Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
G
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 596
Might be good medicine for the dry rot.

Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2019 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3