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funny dove hunting quotes? #5289705 09/05/14 05:06 PM
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Best quote from this mornings hunt. " The third shot is a desperation shot... Its also a " I don't want to leave just one in the chamber" shot..." Thought this might make someones day a little better roflmao


Originally Posted By: Slow Drifter
No one had a gun in our hands and we just watched it go. One guy threw his beer can at it..

Originally Posted By: Txslobberknocker
just in really good shape and also hopefully flip the switch a little faster on my wife.
Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289711 09/05/14 05:09 PM
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My bird


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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: wal1809] #5289747 09/05/14 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: wal1809
My bird


I heard this comment multiple times.

Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289750 09/05/14 05:27 PM
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I love those guys that hollar "My bird". OK! Yessir it sure is your bird, now I will go shoot me another grin


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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289755 09/05/14 05:33 PM
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289761 09/05/14 05:34 PM
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Since your getting one out of the cooler, how abouts you get me one too?


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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289768 09/05/14 05:41 PM
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We are covered in dove

Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289769 09/05/14 05:41 PM
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I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"

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I heard this a lot here in south texas, oh and google translate wont help you on this one.

"hay viene el pajarero"

Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289774 09/05/14 05:45 PM
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Fooshman] #5289794 09/05/14 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: Fooshman
I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"



I thought she was shooting that day we went.


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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289852 09/05/14 06:23 PM
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Me: nah, you just can't shoot worth a chit... roflmao

Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289862 09/05/14 06:29 PM
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After missing a bird...."Must have my donut choke in"

Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Ghost-cfd] #5289879 09/05/14 06:44 PM
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"Uh, that's not a dove..."

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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: Txduckman] #5289895 09/05/14 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By: Txduckman
"Uh, that's not a dove..."
I hear that one a lot roflmao


Originally Posted By: Slow Drifter
No one had a gun in our hands and we just watched it go. One guy threw his beer can at it..

Originally Posted By: Txslobberknocker
just in really good shape and also hopefully flip the switch a little faster on my wife.
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"Hey man dont worry about it I sucked my first time trying to kill dove too. Prob. just need a different choke."


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I plowed mules.
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I did build a cabin. Aka the brokeback shack.

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Re: funny dove hunting quotes? [Re: wal1809] #5290029 09/05/14 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: wal1809
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I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"



I thought she was shooting that day we went.


She was.

At times I have to encourage her to shoot though. I've let birds fly past me to get to her and she still sometimes hesitates to shoot. I've even tried to get her to switch spots with me and she won't have any of it. Opening day she sort of got shafted as we had two last minute additions and she got stuck in the middle and didn't take many shots.

I think she likes to watch the birds and dogs more often than not, which I am guilty of as well.

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Originally Posted By: Hunt2Fish
I heard this a lot here in south texas, oh and google translate wont help you on this one.

"hay viene el pajarero"




"Here come the bird man" cheers


Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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after three shots... "boom boom boom!!! Just checkin' the action on this old 870. She's good!"


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"What is he shooting at?"

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well, I heard the guides limited out

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"I usually don't shoot this bad" hear it in golf too.

"I haven't shoot since last year"

"I know I had it right on him"


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