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Lost Wife... #5289481 09/05/14 02:57 PM
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A husband in Texas went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year... maybe red.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: Brand new Ford F-150 with an Eco-boost V-6 engine special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: Don't worry, Bubba... We’ll find your truck.


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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5289487 09/05/14 03:05 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5289845 09/05/14 06:17 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5289909 09/05/14 07:00 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: KG68] #5290083 09/05/14 08:29 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5290746 09/06/14 04:06 AM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5290817 09/06/14 06:42 AM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5291198 09/06/14 04:10 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5296282 09/09/14 01:31 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5301880 09/12/14 01:49 AM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5327161 09/26/14 04:26 AM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5334086 09/30/14 04:57 PM
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I like it!


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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


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I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5334175 09/30/14 05:36 PM
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luv that truck!

Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5335921 10/01/14 01:28 PM
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Excellent! Should have been a V-8!

Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5338734 10/02/14 09:01 PM
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I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade.

Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5342262 10/05/14 03:42 AM
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Isn' that the truth!!!!

Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5348708 10/08/14 06:19 PM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5411848 11/11/14 01:23 AM
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Re: Lost Wife... [Re: HS2] #5493188 12/22/14 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: Humblesmith
I got a truck for my wife. I thought it was a pretty good trade.


^ Lucky!



Re: Lost Wife... [Re: dkershen] #5498785 12/25/14 05:56 AM
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Thankful and fortunate I don't have to, nor can I, fully relate to this. smile

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