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Jenny Craig for Men #5275128 08/27/14 08:19 PM
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I called the Jenny Craig company and ordered their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before me a

voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike

running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a

representative of the company.



The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'



Without a second thought, I took off after her. Soon, huffing

and puffing, I gave up.



The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.



On the fifth day, I weighed myself and am delighted to find I lost 10 lbs. as promised.

I called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.



The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,

beautiful, sexy woman I have ever seen in my life. She is wearing nothing

but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you

catch me you can have me'.



Well, I'm out the door after her like a shot. This girl too is in excellent shape

and I do my best, but no such luck. For the next four days, the same

routine happens. And I'm gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weigh myself, I discover that I

have lost another 20 lbs., as promised. I decide to go for broke and call

the company to order the 7-day/50-pounds program.



"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most

rigorous program."



"Absolutely," I replied, "I haven't felt this good in years."



The next day there's a knock at the door; and when I open it I find a huge

muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a

sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,... you're mine."



I lost 63 pounds that week.



Signed,

Skinny

Re: Jenny Craig for Men [Re: KG68] #5275145 08/27/14 08:26 PM
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Re: Jenny Craig for Men [Re: KG68] #5275172 08/27/14 08:43 PM
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That's pretty good chit.

Re: Jenny Craig for Men [Re: KG68] #5275372 08/27/14 11:01 PM
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Re: Jenny Craig for Men [Re: KG68] #5275623 08/28/14 01:23 AM
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LOL. Be careful what you wish for

Re: Jenny Craig for Men [Re: jdk1985] #5281892 08/31/14 10:54 PM
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I dont care who you are that funny! roflmao

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