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I met an older woman at a bar last night... #5250894 08/13/14 04:57 PM
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I'd say she was well into her 60's, but I must say, she was exceptionally attractive. I was thinking, "As attractive as she is, if she has a daughter, she could be a knockout", So we had a couple more drinks and she asked me if I had ever had a Sportsman's Double. I told her I didn't think so, and asked her what a Sportsman's Double was. She explained that it is a threesome with a mother and daughter. I could only imagine how hot her daughter was, so I told her I hadn't, but was up for it.
We had another drink and went to her house. As we went into the hallway, she turned on the light and said, "mom, are you still awake?"


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Know when to walk away, and know when to RUN!
Reminds me of a guy that works with me. He picked up a gal and went home with her for the night, he was all proud about it.
In the morning a young girl came to the door. She looked to be a teenager but he thought she may be selling Girl Scout cookies. When he opened the door she asked "is grandma home?"


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Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
Know when to walk away, and know when to RUN!
Reminds me of a guy that works with me. He picked up a gal and went home with her for the night, he was all proud about it.
In the morning a young girl came to the door. She looked to be a teenager but he thought she may be selling Girl Scout cookies. When he opened the door she asked "is grandma home?"


There are some pretty hot Grandmas out there.

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