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And that is how the fight began. #5248046 08/12/14 12:59 AM
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My wife ask me what it was that I was looking at with such intensity. I said porn.... that is how the fight began. I either didn't say "Deer Porn" or she didn't hear the Deer part of my answer. Now I have to let her look at my history anytime she ask. Oh well, it was worth it. This is sample of what almost caused a divorce.





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Re: And that is how the fight began. [Re: GPS] #5248061 08/12/14 01:07 AM
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Great deer! I have some stories about me making same comment to my LAST exwife! I never used the word deer though...I was looking for a good scap sometimes! boxing


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Re: And that is how the fight began. [Re: GPS] #5248102 08/12/14 01:30 AM
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Maybe you said "porn Dear" instead of "deer porn". confused2


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Originally Posted By: twinbubba
Maybe you said "porn Dear" instead of "deer porn". confused2


You may be right.


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Originally Posted By: twinbubba
Maybe you said "porn Dear" instead of "deer porn". confused2



This.... that's funny, i don't care who you are.

Re: And that is how the fight began. [Re: GPS] #5248987 08/12/14 03:25 PM
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I've heard you can just clear your browsing history...

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Your wife cares if you look at pron roflmao
I do understand having to explain why you are looking at the deer pics for so long though.

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Re: And that is how the fight began. [Re: GPS] #5249013 08/12/14 03:41 PM
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Not the first time some one has said the most innocent thing........ smirk


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The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said,'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 165 in about 2 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.

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Re: And that is how the fight began. [Re: cameron00] #5254475 08/15/14 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: cameron00
I've heard you can just clear your browsing history...


no no that's obvious man.... Google chrome, and incognito tab. No history no cookies... you can look at thf at work and everything...


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