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Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives #4792819 11/29/13 11:27 PM
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Me and some buddies are hunting in south Texas and the owner of the property has a gate guard ( an old Mexican man with limited English )
Our wives wanted to come out and visit on then go out to a nice restaurant (wives dressed in cocktail dresses and had make up on)
We tell the little old Mexican man our wives will be coming and to let them into the ranch
Our wives show up an the little old Mexican man tells them ". No no no , no whores tonight. Wives are coming!" Our wives needless to say did not know how to respond

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #4792822 11/29/13 11:29 PM
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bwahahaha... rofl


Originally Posted By: M Bennet
Iv got hogs an can show you a good time.


Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Humannpower] #4792829 11/29/13 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By: Humannpower
bwahahaha... rofl


How much trouble are you in? grin


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Humannpower] #4792830 11/29/13 11:33 PM
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Wow, that guy deserves an [censored] whoopin

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Gone to Texas] #4792832 11/29/13 11:37 PM
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How much make-up they have on?? confused2








Just messing with ya...

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jbd76266] #4792843 11/29/13 11:43 PM
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Apparently my grandfather has come back as an old Mexican man. roflmao

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jbd76266] #4792845 11/29/13 11:45 PM
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How many nights had you been there? confused2



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Originally Posted by bill oxner
I gave my nozzle to a teenager who was short of money.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus] #4792988 11/30/13 01:24 AM
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Looks like there are two openings. Is this a cash only lease? grin


Originally Posted by bill oxner
I gave my nozzle to a teenager who was short of money.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus] #4793070 11/30/13 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By: pegasaurus
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Seconded

That's still funny chit, though.


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That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: TCB] #4793254 11/30/13 03:17 AM
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Maybe that gateman is George Carlin reborn...

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Must be some good stories we are not being told here...

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: CHRIS1981] #4793290 11/30/13 03:38 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Seadog] #4793503 11/30/13 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By: Seadog
rofl


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roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao


Originally Posted by East...
Originally Posted by East...
I will get off in a little bit

You shouldnt have said that
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Originally Posted By: TCB
That is some funny chit, I don't care who you are.

I'm sorry but that's funny.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: 8pointdrop] #4793608 11/30/13 12:36 PM
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That would have been priceless to see the looks on the wives faces when he said that eeks333 Then I would love to be a fly on the wall when the gals called y'all out on that wife

By the way, do the wives let y'all go down there by yourself anymore confused2


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I have heard this joke once before. Pretty funny.


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I'm just wondering How often are the whores there!!

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