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 Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Pitchfork Predator]
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10/29/13 02:19 PM
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tth_40
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When men that are not gay are shopping together on Friday at the grocery store. Winner. 
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: tth_40]
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10/29/13 04:18 PM
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retfuz
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When corn is starting to sprout in the bed of my pick up.
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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10/29/13 04:33 PM
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817cd
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When you see two old boys tagging the deer in the pickup they hit off the side of the road.
Never used photoshop and never will. Photoshop is for liberals.
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 05:54 PM
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tShawnB
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When wives and girlfriends start buying new clothes for a "girls night out". When single guys that don't hunt start looking forward to opening weekend as much as guys that do hunt.
How come everybody I meet is a deer hunting expert?
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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10/29/13 07:42 PM
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WTGuide
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When you walk outside on an early cool morning and pee on your hocks!
Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right 
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: WTGuide]
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10/29/13 07:45 PM
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Erathkid
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When my neck get's so swollen I can't button my top button.
Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it.
Don't text and drive.
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 07:59 PM
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J.R.
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When there's no more hair left on either forearm from "shave-checking" your newly sharpened knives.
"First come smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 09:30 PM
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sportsman
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When single guys that don't hunt start looking forward to opening weekend as much as guys that do hunt. I never believed that.... Until I had a lease close to home and went to the bar on a Saturday night in my single days. I seen several of my friends wives at the bar with no wedding bands on.
"If you can afford alcohol and cigarettes, you don't need food stamps "
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 09:49 PM
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Texan Til I Die
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When the beer stores start selling beer in camo cases.
Silver spurs and gold tequila
keep me hanging on.
Pretty girls and old cantinas
give me shelter from the storm.
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Texan Til I Die]
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10/29/13 10:08 PM
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Slow Drifter
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It's deer season when every country store's sign says "We Process Deer!" When the beer stores start selling beer in camo cases. Or even camo cans! The last thing I need is a beer that I can't find. Remember when Lone Star, and everyone else, printed "sight in" targets on the bottoms of beer flats? Not very PC today, putting a 100-yard rifle target on the bottom of a beer flat! (case, before the "suitcase" style)
"I have no idea what WW-III will be fought with, but WW-IV will be fought with sticks and stones." A. Einstein 
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 10:17 PM
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Csddarden
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I found some corn in my boots last time I tried to put them on. Not even sure how that happened. one kernel in each Chippewa... hurt like heck
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/29/13 10:47 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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when you see bucks run over on the rural fm side roads
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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10/30/13 02:48 AM
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Texas Dan
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When you can see empty corn bags on the side of Texas highways that blew out of the truck beds of those who could care less.
"Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons."
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Csddarden]
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10/30/13 03:22 AM
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tth_40
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I found some corn in my boots last time I tried to put them on. Not even sure how that happened. one kernel in each Chippewa... hurt like heck I hate it when that happens.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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10/30/13 01:54 PM
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Czechaholic
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when 30 packs disappear ALOT FASTER than normal!!!!!
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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10/30/13 02:46 PM
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bldarter
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When you see all the trailers and "camo people" all over Merkel, plus there are people slowing down to pull into the Wall's parking lot constantly.
Last edited by bldarter; 10/30/13 03:03 PM.
Brad
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: HWY_MAN]
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10/30/13 02:53 PM
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Duck Sausage
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/30/13 05:24 PM
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ryorgensen
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When I actually hear alarm clock and can wake up at 4am no problem! Drives my wife nuts.haha
Robert
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: ryorgensen]
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10/30/13 06:41 PM
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LarryT
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When its Mid October & you see trailers with deer stands on the road.
July or August is time to do that.
LarryT
Simper Fi.
Once & Always
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/30/13 08:01 PM
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Novemberyet
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When every store in town starts putting the corn out for sale.
Or when you start to accumulate a "pile" of hunting clothes in the closet and tell your wife: "Don't wash these"
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: LarryT]
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10/30/13 08:02 PM
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gonefishing-2day
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Can't find a good ribeye at any store.
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/31/13 12:46 AM
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Nivlac
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When there's no more hair left on either forearm from "shave-checking" your newly sharpened knives. Hell yeah!
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/31/13 01:25 AM
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n-all
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when my p/u bed already has two coolers in it..
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Re: You know it deer season.
[Re: n-all]
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10/31/13 03:23 AM
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jcneef
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When you use up all your vacation days for the year within two months!
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Re: You know it deer season.
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10/31/13 03:57 AM
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troutmauler
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Tinks 69 is the new cologne!
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