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Two men at wal mart
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06/27/13 12:58 PM
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around WalMart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's O.K., it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall with red hair, blue eyes, big boobs...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. "What does your wife look like?"
To which the old guy says, "It doesn't matter, let's look for yours."
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/27/13 04:36 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/27/13 05:26 PM
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smart older guy! Which Walmart, I'll go help find her ...
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/27/13 10:04 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/28/13 12:13 AM
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smart older guy! Which Walmart, I'll go help find her ... Definitely not the one in my hood.
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/28/13 12:52 AM
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I want to help too!...LOL
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/28/13 01:55 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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06/28/13 10:50 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/05/13 02:03 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/07/13 09:31 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/09/13 01:21 AM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/12/13 03:29 AM
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07/12/13 03:44 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/19/13 09:37 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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07/23/13 09:33 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/05/13 04:05 AM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/06/13 05:30 PM
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That's I would have done!!!
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/09/13 04:48 AM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/20/13 01:05 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/23/14 01:52 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/25/14 05:49 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/25/14 08:11 PM
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I figured I would be a comedian and go find a pic of one of the infamous "people of walmart" and stick it on here. Not smart, I threw up in my mouth a little...alright I lied...a lot. Could not do that to my fellow THFer's
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Re: Two men at wal mart
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09/25/14 09:22 PM
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why not, someone else will likely do it ...
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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